Maybe he lived in a barn, where he had to fend for himself...
Maybe he was somebody’s neglected or – even worse – abused pet...
Maybe he was thrown away as a kitten, but managed to survive...
MAYbe, he was a feline warrior, back from saving the world only to find nobody cared...
MAYBE, he was an ancient deity, returned to an earthly body...
MAYBE, HE WAS AN INTERGALACTIC TIME TRAVELLER, WHO HAD COME TO...but none of that matters.
